Gilbert is just mad that Hibbert is trying to steal his nickname.

This is some great hustle by the local authorities, following up on all possible leads like this. And in such a timely manner. Really encourages crab legs that they can be safe out in public.

It's never good when the story involves you and Eric LeGrand and you come off as the spineless one.

It was a joke, guys. If Parsons had said something really defenseless, Lin would've called him "Harden."

The Rockets were unaware of Lin's remarks until Darren Rovell forwarded them the tweet.

Neill was never worried, the only thing Michigan takes away is Final Four banners.

Massages are just passive racism.

Monta responded by releasing his shot early.

I watched the entire race live and it took until Sunday morning to see a horse's ass.

Fox Sports 1 will roux the day they put that clown on the air.

I liked that he had the presence of mind for a James Brown homage on his way out of consciousness.

It's the basketball equivalent of pulling the goalie, only without Shawn Kemp having another kid.

He closed-fist pushed a guy in the neck. The fuck are you whining about?

"...and do not get me started on backwards-talking midgets. Those little lurching bastards are lucky to have any job at all."

Choking really isn't the problem here. The luck of the draw is.

"The Kings are at least going to the Western Conference Final (Anaheim poses no threat in the second round)"

We don't have any evidence that Laviolette is a better coach than McLellan? What about that '06 Cup and '10 Finals appearance? Seems more like a "capital-W 'Win'" kind of guy to me.

"The Kings are at least going to the Western Conference Final (Anaheim poses no threat in the second round)[.]"

Wow, it's almost like that wasn't addressed in the story:

Cool comment, slappycock