See what happens when you make Rask decisions?

ahem! retarded CHILDREN

I tried this at a Yankees game once, but found out that they don't let you bring your own bottles. And there was no way I was paying $12.00 for a bottle of breast milk inside.

You could replace your first two sentences with pretty much anything and the last one would still stand true.

Nino scores 2 goals, including the game winner. The 3 stars of the game according to nhl.com were Nino, Jared Spurgeon, and P.A. Parenteau. I'm an Islanders fan, so you'll have to excuse me while I slam my head on a table repeatedly.

Such an irresponsible "professional." Gronk is recovering from a serious injury and partying this hard so soon risks tearing his brotator cuff.

MBA HOT TAKE

Nets Call Out Their Own Fans

Apparently the Nets twitter account is controlled by my senile grandfather. Yes, I'll set the DVD to record the Rizzoli Files for you. And the one with that Caruso kid? No problem I got it.

Drowning in poon-tang...

Put a bucket on it? Ignore it? I dunno, man, how are you supposed to stop a geyser?

If you didn't have facebook, and we didn't remember to tell you personally, you weren't invited to our parties. Seriously.

If you lift crab legs, odds are you're gonna get pinched.

If you were a Penn State fan, you'd probably feel really comfortable with this guy.

Or, you could wait until after the game and stab the dude, true Bay Area style.

Say what you like about Happy Valley, they know what they like in a coach.

In middle school, members of the lacrosse team would beat Craggs up almost daily and take his lunch money. Those were the toughest girls that you never wanted to get mad.

-Jay-Z gets called out for subpar lyrics

He didn't want to miss his attempt to cross in the rare event there was a chance at 4-2.