I once got picked off bases loaded 2 outs full count at third in JV baseball. I wasn't very good.

Police have pointed to Roy Hibbert as the prime suspect, citing his suspicious absence during most of this series.

Yet another downside of Paul's constant travelling.

Naturally —

yeah but that's just because you're not allowed near kids

You are wrong - he had one shot.

Fuck Cleveland.

Thanks for trying to be that guy, but he pivoted to the corner. I'm sure there are some college basketball classics on some channel right now so you can see basketball played the RIGHT WAY.

I don't even watch the puck anymore when Toews is on the ice - I just follow his movements and marvel at his all-around game. Best player in the world?

What you're saying is that Spain can't handle a simple inquisition?

You have to buy a drink before you can get the last 27 seconds.

The lowest of low blows, but seriously, fuck that guy.

Aww...

(Also, how very apt of the lap dancer to claim the dance lasted longer than it really did.)

If the net had it's head down waiting for a pass, or it's back to the play, Marchand wouldn't have missed it at all.

What do these two conditions—schizophrenia and left-handedness—have in common?

People usually laugh at jokes?

Always heard that joke with the Bears in place of the Cubs.

They can have it back as long as they take the Cubs too.

The lovely romance of a machine. The beauty of mechanics. The inherent poetry that is people with hands moving numbers into squares. The tangible joy of little children seeing green and white squares being moved around. The delight one feels when knowing people lift with their legs and shift wood into spots.