A pretty natural regression when you go from Kobe to Tyson.

Thanks for this report! Glad someone caught this. Really says something that things get published prematurely on the

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Let's hope for a BLANK recovery.

I don't get it.

Avril Lavigne's first hit was "Sk8t3r Boi". She has never been presented as smarter than anything.

Hey, Doug! You busy at the moment?

any correlation between those pitchers who are advertised as having "deceptive" deliveries and the ones whose strikeout rates improved?

I figured the Mets were trying to surrender.

I think we can safely rule out the latter, as there have been no Lightning sightings in the playoffs this year.

Hey look! There's at least one thing that didn't collapse in Columbus last night!

Whoops...thought you were talking about Seabrook's hit. My bad!

I hope it retroactively prevents the concussion!

Reaves talking about another player being "gutless" and "embarrassing" is rich.

What? I do this all the time. It's called, "Multitasking." Don't knock it, until you try it.

To be fair West Newbury Massachusetts is doing its part in keeping jorts relevant.

I'm all for showboating, but I'm also pro-banter. Gomez earned himself some trash talk by being a moron and admiring a fly ball that wasn't a homer, but he reacted like a psycho. It's not even like he got beaned for his trouble. What's wrong with Gerrit Cole taking the piss out of Gomez in this situation?

Phil Jackson: "At this time I'd like to introduce the new coach of the Knicks, Steve Ke-"

All right, then: "But this traditionalist has proven to me that he's an idiot."

You're really buying into Matt Williams trying to create distractions for his own team, huh? Manager feels like nobody respects his authoritay so he goes and throws a player under the bus? WATCH ME MANAGIN'!