JEA JEA JEAH!!!!!!!! #MRLGA

My thought exactly. We’re talking about the same Matt-fucking-Lauer that served up nothing but softballs to Trumpy before the general election.

Don’t you talk that way about my Peggy!! :) Seriously, I had no idea she was. :(

#MOGA mother fuckers!

there has been a “tremendous increase” in autism. [New York Magazine]

Jules and Daisy, afternoon nap time.

“This is a huge threat that the Russians pose,” he continued. “You might as well put Putin in the cabinet because they already gave him a seat at the table.”

Any disciplinary action short of putting her on a pod and jettisoning her off to Venus is not enough.

Right? And it’s *so* hard to *not* click on an article with subject matter you’re not interested in. *Especially* with such a click-baity headline like this.

Think this is the first article of yours I’ve read and it is outstanding. Thank you

That’s what an average attendance of 5,500/match buys you, I guess.

I recommend John Mayer’s, “Your Body is a Host”.

A sandwich? That don’t cost $11.

“And I told him, we don’t want to sell your daughter’s shit in Canada either!”

It is recommended in your in-law’s dishwasher as you’re walking out the door though!

Bzinga!

You’re impeached!

is currently seated at a table full of professional women and Ivanka Trump

Phones — especially phones with their flashes turned on for improved visibility — are portable television satellite trucks and, if compromised, can be used to get a great deal of information about what’s happening nearby, unless precautions are taken.

Yes. Supposedly the emergency spillway was rated to handle 250,000 cubic feet per second but it started showing weakness at less than 13,000 cubic feet per second.