#IsRG3lite

Good luck actually proving that any sort of laceration or bruising happened because of *that* incident versus during gameplay.

Just like any job, you assume responsibility for bringing personal property (and what happens to it while working) in the work area, dickbag. Go back to your lair, Nighthawk.

But, as you all know, Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball.

You really think so? I thought she looked just average sized for a two-year-old.

Nice call, ya fuckstick. You fucked us all.

You’re an idiot, too. The field at Lambeau has been heated since the 60s.

Yes, you idiot, there’s concrete 5 yards off the playing field. And you don’t recall, that was in St. Louis and way off the field, right next to the front row.

WWKCD?

Your handle is incomplete without the ‘Rent-A-Car’.

It’s amazing how most people are completely oblivious to a simple everyday nicety. Like Friday, a woman at work brought in a huge batch of chicken noodle soup. It was cold as hell and I was hungry when she came by and told me about it. I went and grabbed some on break and it was..........pretty bad. But, I was…

Maybe you should start chiseling your replies into stone then.

And he found it at the Carrier Plant in Indiana! Fureeeeeeeeaky!

Save it. He’s the kind of guy that leaves the bedroom door open when having sex because, “Them kids gotta learnt it anyways!”.

You’re the one that needs to be “unpresidented”, you rusted out hairpiece.

Soon-to-be former Scientists at NASA have created a stunning high-resolution 3D visualization showing the complex ebbs and flows of carbon dioxide in the Earth’s atmosphere over the course of an entire year.

In the Best Actor TV Series Drama I’ve only seen Better Call Saul and Ray Donovan (the other three are on my to do list). Selfishly, I hope Odenkirk wins. The show is so much better than I expected it to be, dare I say it’s on par (it not better, at times) with BB.

I’m pretty sure there was a scene this season with Frank and Lip and, while going off on Frank, Lip alluded to the fact that Frank was every bit as smart as he is but pissed it away. Lip knows the train that is coming at him but helpless to get off the tracks.

I’m no mathmeticist, but a $90 gift card for $100 dollars doesn’t sound like a deal. Me thinks this a scam.

I’m no mathmeticist, but a $90 gift card for $100 dollars doesn’t sound like a deal. Me thinks this a scam.

Barring injury, Antonio Brown is going to destroy all of Smith’s “under 6 feet tall” records.