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Have you guys actually tried scrolling through this whole thing today? It’s a bit much with all the deals now. Might benefit from being split up into a couple catagories. Thanks for all your work on this!

Awesome. I wear a 29 inseam so I never find anything decent in stores. Just got a pair of jeans for under $20! Thanks

Awesome. I wear a 29 inseam so I never find anything decent in stores. Just got a pair of jeans for under $20!

Those implants are rather festive.

You forgot to put ‘a gun’ on your list.

I think for Deadpool they would have to make a film inside the film about making this film.

Don’t be coy with us, you know. You know.

Hawt taek: I love St. Anger.

That gift doesn’t need a special occasion, just a banal argument will do.

This. That’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

But before my Tinder dates switch their openers from “how many languages do you speak?” to blowing ink rings in my face

Your pants will still be on at the end.

Super hot take: I’ll stop using the word ‘woman’ because I can’t use it to describe men.

Dear Kelly,

I’ve had shoes just like this for decades. They’re called slip-ons.

And I’m sure the President gives exactly zero fucks if it helps even one person that would have been otherwise marginalized by the incoming administration.

Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

So, he’s going to deport them and *then* incarcerate them?

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Dammit, Clark, the World Series has been over for a week! Stop dancing, put on some pants and go get me dinner! -Mrs. Clark