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Please don’t worry, Anna.

So, you’re telling me Hillary is getting screwed by a Johnson?

It’s not the most important event of the week, but it is a close second.

At the very least, if you want to be decent to your dental hygenist, you should brush your teeth before a dentist appointment. They’ll appreciate it.

Well done, HamNo. You should keep all your bullshit posts this short.

Or, “That’s what I’ve been saying all along!” -Trump

I’m guessing if you had a line on firewood you could make some money in Hell....

That’s about as depressing a way to start the weekend as possible.

This was the first thing I thought of when I clicked on the post. I loved when she started referencing Cap Lee’s mom and *then* asked if she had passed. The “no” he gave her was priceless, he deserves a fucking Oscar for *not* eye-rolling!

You think the 7th-place-finishing 1984 US hockey team was better than this? You probably liked New Coke over Coca Cola Classic, too, you commie bastard.

That was how Nolan originally pitched Interstellar to Paramount.

tl;dr

Are you referring to Rizzo’s double?

Did you just high five yourself? You did, didn’t you? Kool.

She didn’t get memo.

Because #MakeCursiveGreatAgain

First off, you’re disrespectful and rude.

Cool story, spanky.

“it’s up to her.”