No, it said that “if you do not agree with this statement” (emphasis mine) you should reply with your resignation.

Then your staff isn’t truly diverse. Of the Deadspin and Jezebel respondents that actually voted, literally every one voted for HRC.

But you feel the need to post this lukewarm hot take, eh? You’re no better than them, jackhole.

I would have chosen flamethrowers, but that’s just me.

Now that she has the bankruptcy out of the way and she turns 35 in three years, she’s qualified to run for president in four years. #MAGAbitches

Blame Canada.

And tech stocks, like most stocks this morning, are tanking.

This is a pretty lame take on a couple levels.

Currently they’re showing Trump with a 55/44 “Chance of Winning Presidency” lead.

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Please don’t worry, Anna.

So, you’re telling me Hillary is getting screwed by a Johnson?

It’s not the most important event of the week, but it is a close second.

At the very least, if you want to be decent to your dental hygenist, you should brush your teeth before a dentist appointment. They’ll appreciate it.

Ballot Photos 2016: Can’t Stop The Feeling

Well done, HamNo. You should keep all your bullshit posts this short.

Or, “That’s what I’ve been saying all along!” -Trump

Hope? Hope shmope.

I’m guessing if you had a line on firewood you could make some money in Hell....

That’s about as depressing a way to start the weekend as possible.