This was the first thing I thought of when I clicked on the post. I loved when she started referencing Cap Lee’s mom and *then* asked if she had passed. The “no” he gave her was priceless, he deserves a fucking Oscar for *not* eye-rolling!

You think the 7th-place-finishing 1984 US hockey team was better than this? You probably liked New Coke over Coca Cola Classic, too, you commie bastard.

That was how Nolan originally pitched Interstellar to Paramount.

tl;dr

Are you referring to Rizzo’s double?

Did you just high five yourself? You did, didn’t you? Kool.

She didn’t get memo.

Because #MakeCursiveGreatAgain

First off, you’re disrespectful and rude.

Cool story, spanky.

I could see Deadpool doing some sort of, “Bogus, dude!”, joke.

“it’s up to her.”

Right?! Or like when fast food chains try to offer healthier options. Dammit, I stop by occasionally for all that unhealthy!

Deadspin wouldn’t touch those tapes with $140mil pole.

I’ve tried this approach a couple times but just wind up getting a dirty look and the door slammed in my face.

Climate change.

Moral of the story: Dyson really sucks.

You usually go for 2 when you’re that close.

And she’s still smokin’ hot. She would make a mumu look good.

It’s going to be quite a year for him. He’s also in the upcoming, “Night of the Living Dead” reboot.