Why does it take so long for the duck to reappear after going behind the rock? Is he stopping to take a drink from his beer?

Otisa. Iyanla. Iyanla. Otisa.

I don’t have a problem with it, either, but it seems kind of odd for the company to do. Employees are going to steal, there’s just no avoiding it. Now you’re showing potential thieves what doesn’t work and the dumbasses will come up with a new scam!

tl;dr

Washington over St. Louis in the final regular season game of the year, maybe.

We know it’s not Rose, his shot isn’t that good.

President of Jefferson Parish?

Conscious rape. As Kellyanne always says: Gotta be physiologically stronger, ladies!

“forcible rape.”

After the game, JC said that was exactly how they jew up that play.

I’m guessing it’s easy to suggest something like this when you don’t have the ability to do so.

In the 2016 rule book, it’s actually rule 5.05(b)(2). There’s an index in the back of the rule book that shows what the rules used to be under the 2014 rule book. You must be getting your info from wikipedia or something.

“No, I didn’t say that.”

“No, I didn’t say that.”

Trump is a Grade A fuckstick but “stumping” for Duckworth doesn’t exactly strengthen your argument.

Rusty pipes. #ColumbianBangBang #BoogerSugar

Huh. Jorts.

So when do we get the video where Trump acolytes *might actually* give a fuck? That’s right, NEVER.

NBC is not exactly the model of swashbuckling, consequences-be-damned journalism.

LOGIC’D! I love how he BSODs right after.