He must have a great lawyer.

That buying cars analogy might be the single most dumberest thing I’ve ever read on Deadspin. You should have Kellyanne Conway write your future comments.

She’s like a less attractive Sarah Newlin.

Not in Happy Valley, PA. Probably gain a few points there.

She also said she ate a lot of fruit. Hey-oh!

Right?!

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break. Just have the Columbian bang-bang ready for me Sunday,” Trump said at one point.

I assumed he wouldn’t like crooked fries.

Did Donald Trump make up this entire exchange?

It’s weird how so many of those that are rabid also call themselves christians.

Sarandon always bunches up on me before I get it over a dish.

Memories of the bombings explains his poor overhead game......

Nah, so DC can sneak Supes into the movie, Batfleck will give him the contract.

2UMMER

If there’s a one percent chance that happened we have to take it as an absolute certainty.............

Somehow? This is how.

That’s the result from spin. And you know he hates that.

Donald Trump hates spin.

Your scenario is exactly what I would like to see numbers for. I’ve never subscribed to Netflix but I always wondered why people would keep their subscription (I’m talking for years like some friends I know) when they could do exactly what you’re talking about. It shocks me that Netflix still releases their shows…

If no tax laws were broken, why exactly would he be in jail? Because it’s such a big number? Dude’s a fucking clown but, at the very least, don’t be disingenuous.