Little known fact: Kudo translated to English is Lightsout.

What? No one has given Kudos for the big hit yet?

You’re supposed to stick your fingers in someone’s mouth if you think they’re having a seizure? Sounds.........stupid.

I’ve been involved in situations where ‘passing’ and ‘high’ were used in the same sentence to describe what I was doing but it usually happened in a living room or back yard.

Wut? The weather must be hotter than I thought on Venus.

I haven’t seen the movie but the true story it’s spawned from was pretty entertaining.

Fuck Wal-Mart. And Amazon. And Target. And Menards. And anyone that’s slightly right (or more) of center. That’s all I can think of off the top of my head.

There are 3 umps! Sometimes during the early regular season, you may only have 1 ump (very rare). There’s no way they’re short-handed on a home run ball.

Any umpire worth a shit wouldn’t allow that to happen. There’s actually a rule in the NFHS rule book forbidding multiple appeals if they become a “travesty of the game”. So some random coach can’t just appeal every base, at least not in my game. Two is about the limit and I have yet to come across that.

1. If the kid missed the plate again b/c the ump kicked dirt over the entire plate, “plausible deniability” does not show up in the rule book. ANYWHERE. The batter/runner would still be out if the defense appealed.

THIS.

So, it’s the first base umpire’s responsibility to cover home plate in a 3-man crew on a home run? Seems like an odd rotation.

So I guess this finally settles the whole implants debate?

And I couldn’t disagree with you and Barry more.

Were you ever involved in the Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Maryland?

It means Trump will offer you a position in his cabinet.

“Brandon Laird Won Free Beer for a Year with His Dong” would have been a better headline.

If that’s bad then I don’t want to be good.

If that’s bad then I don’t want to be good.

She’s becoming quite the action star.

She’s becoming quite the action star.

He also thinks they literally swing a stick at the plate. An actual dinner plate, of course.