Unfortunately, you don’t get to discount games. They all count. In the playoffs:

And the Invisible Touch cassette.

I believe it was Joseph Smith that first said, “FUCK YOU, MONOGAMY!”

It’s not “mere pageantry”, Robert Redord’s lesser known grandchild.

Poor form. The kid put out his hands just before he hit the clay, guess you can’t really call that a faceplant. Not cool, kid.

Brandon Marshall is the example: With a past as checkered as anyone’s, Marshall has reinvented himself as an advocate, even an activist for seeking help.

Like, I know, right?! I mean, I totally did not see the pretentionousness coming from Deadspin. It’s crazy!

Your observation is way off. Pitch #5 is on the inside corner and Kulpa is set up in the slot on the.....wait for it....... inside corner. His call is based on the ball’s plate location, nothing to do with whether or not the ball is caught. That’s especially true on the inside corner. You may see the ball being…

My wife would say the skin flute......

Looked more like he was trying to stop with his left skate but was tripped by Weber (and the trip kind of looks intentional) as he’s about at the crease. After a second watch, I would fall on the side of letting the goal stand.

“Stand ‘n bow. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Not bow! *BOW!*”

PTSD from the shellacking he took Monday.

It’s sad that so many people agree with you.

Being able to read the mind of a mentally depraved lunatic? You must be filthy rich! Or a moron.

There have been multiple studies that show the 25 hour clock is a myth. Some have concluded it’s a little over 24 hours to 24.5. I’m sure there’s anecdotal both ways if you look hard enough but it’s not the norm for everyone.

No matter how times you see one, an upper decker always catches you by surprise

As cargo down below.

#NotAllXs

[Awkward handshake ensues.......]

I already wanted to punch this bag in the face but what a fucking penis. At least hit it back into the net or fly it a little long. Disrespectful cockbag.