His campaign slogan should have been, “Cruz: Mission Impossible 2016"

The Dallas defense is just brutal. I’m not even sure if Seguin playing in every game would have been enough.

While I definitely question where the point of contact was, I don’t see interference here, Boyle was just finishing a check. It definitely doesn’t come close to the Orpik or Letang hit. And there was a ref skating up right behind Hickey on the hit, maybe the ref was straightlined and couldn’t see the point of contact,…

From that standpoint, I think he should be fine. Both skates were on the ice at impact:

This bitcoin thing will never fly.

Matt Murray, who will not and should not be benched when Marc-Andre Fleury gets healthy enough to play.

That is absolutely a stupid statement.

Egg-shaped.

This is unbelievable. Stubblefield won Defensive Player of the Year?

You mean the show making it acceptable to shame? From the standpoint that people find it entertaining television, yeah, I can agree with that. I think it would be interesting to know what type of information is provided to the contestants before they begin the show and if there is *any* type warnings, guidance, etc…

There have actually been studies done within the last ten years that show adverse effects from losing weight quickly is a myth. The problem with this show is they throw these people into this fitness incubator and they work out like it’s their profession and then they’re not able to keep that up when they leave the…

Purchase the entire team Arthur Murray Groupons.

Sorry, love me some Hawks, but I’m not buying your pseudo-SCF narrative. Chicago wasn’t going to the Final this year with *that* blue line.

Oh yeah, Sharks gonna Shark at some point in these playoffs. Maybe not this series, Rinne is playing better in the playoffs but he’s had a un-Pekka-like season but I don’t think Nash has the horses this round.

Sorry, for my money, Jumbo Joe makes the Sharks plenty hateable. He may not be a Ribeiro-level penis, but he’s pretty damn close.

If you want to have a hot bat, you got rub it against the hottest part of your body, Burke.

That was his second penalty after the warning and everyone knows you drop a duece when that happens.

Dimitrov is a straight up jive turkey

Beavers and Bushes and Richards, oh my!

“These are really great green beans, Mrs. Ripa.”