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uh, I really need to start shooting like that.

Theres nothing wrong with gazing at tits.

Do what I did, pop the question WITHOUT a ring, then have her pick it out.

If there was Minor League NFL football, people would start going to those games rather than get wallet raped going to an NFL game. $80+ ticket, $20 parking or train, $10 beers and you have to drink at the minimum 2 because thats all they let you buy at a time.

Supercharge your Veggie Burger by throwing it out and buying a chicken parm.

WNBA: Who Cares?!

So he had HIV when he shot Rocky V

Nice sexist comment! He has 3 daughters.

Feminism is Cancer

My parents kept me out of football until I was in 7th Grade. I think this was a good age to start and it didn’t affect me from developing skills in the sport. The reason they kept me out was to “protect my knees” and not get “burned out” by high school. So many friends of mine were “child” football stars that couldn’t

Step 1) Throw out veggie burgers

gyno surgery

Most Powerlifting federations have tested and non tested divisions. I think most individual sports should be like this.

I don’t really like college football. Having played it, you quickly learn you are a piece of meat and you learn to hate football and everything about it. All college football coaches are SCUMBAGS. Their egos are out of control and always preach about “caring for their players” when in reality, they DON’T GIVE A SHIT.

yep, racist, sexist, homophobe, arachnophobe, ithyphallophobic, euphobic, kyphophobic, oneirogmophobic, zemmiphobic........ got any more?

its what happens when Hulkamania runs wild on you.

Nah theres a lot of use that absolutely hate Clinton. But since this is Jezebel hating Clinton = Sexist. So yes Im a sexist racist pig or something. Throw a few more insults in there. I really don’t care.

Its perfectly fine to abandon following teams or even entire sports for that matter. I gave up on the Yankees/Baseball due to the comcast holdout, the stubhub ticket controversy and new shitty stadium.

And this is one of the many reasons why the everyman is going less and less to professional sporting events.