Hey Matt, let’s play a game on which can be shipped to my house and which can’t:

Taco Bell, yesterday.

Always at it with the hard hitting sports action! Gawker is dead, let it go...

Steel toe to the head/gut/leg should make Fido back off.

F*cking hypocrites have been buying into the so-called enemy’s game all their lives? Did they protest Michael Brown? Did they show up in Baltimore? Have they returned the millions they’ve made while under the protection of the police and the military? F*cking attention whores.

She has made racy, if not racist, jokes on her twitter in the past.

Here’s their litmus test:

“This is the latest in a string of online harassment of Jones who was the subject of a campaign of racist abuse following the release of Ghostbusters.”

She is literally a racist herself.

Fortunately, Gawker is no longer around to post/broadcast them.

This is one leaked nude I’m going to have to pass on.....

That’s true, but perhaps Cashman is taking a page out of Epstein’s Cub playbook: good bats are harder to come by than good arms. Given the inflated strikeout totals and fragility of young arms, good young bats are a safer and valuable bet than arms. Epstein rationalized that he could always get arms when he needed to,…

“You get to the end, and there’s nothing to do but die.”

Yep, Ron agrees with this sentiment.

Wasn’t it Perkins, not IHOP?

Shame on you! *stars comment*

Kudos to you...nicely done.

Without condoning or condemning, I do feel the need to express my admiration that you pulled four solid jokes out of this story. That is impressive work, sir.

Why? Does it make you choke?

I probably wouldn't have thought of it if it wasn't for my father... at least not until that time I got the crap scared out of me by a hunter in a tree stand.

lol, you made me think of what my father used to say about hiking during hunting season: "Wear enough orange that if a shot comes near you, you have every right to shoot back."