Always at it with the hard hitting sports action! Gawker is dead, let it go...

Steel toe to the head/gut/leg should make Fido back off.

F*cking hypocrites have been buying into the so-called enemy’s game all their lives? Did they protest Michael Brown? Did they show up in Baltimore? Have they returned the millions they’ve made while under the protection of the police and the military? F*cking attention whores.

That’s true, but perhaps Cashman is taking a page out of Epstein’s Cub playbook: good bats are harder to come by than good arms. Given the inflated strikeout totals and fragility of young arms, good young bats are a safer and valuable bet than arms. Epstein rationalized that he could always get arms when he needed to,…

Yep, Ron agrees with this sentiment.

Wasn’t it Perkins, not IHOP?

Shame on you! *stars comment*

Kudos to you...nicely done.

Without condoning or condemning, I do feel the need to express my admiration that you pulled four solid jokes out of this story. That is impressive work, sir.

Why? Does it make you choke?

I probably wouldn't have thought of it if it wasn't for my father... at least not until that time I got the crap scared out of me by a hunter in a tree stand.

Everytown is not a gun safety organization. The NRA has taught gun safety classes to 28 Million children.

lol, you made me think of what my father used to say about hiking during hunting season: "Wear enough orange that if a shot comes near you, you have every right to shoot back."

What a stupid fucking statement. Have you ever even been to philly?! Some parts of the ‘ill are fucking Mogadishu. Military grade shit. Gun laws mean nothing to these people. You whiny liberal stereotype.

Fuck gangs.

Not only is Ticket Exchange a scam, but once you sell your tickets on the NFL’s approved website, you are still responsible for what happens in your seats. We sold our Ravens tickets through it one, and the completely random person who bought them got drunk and kicked out of the stadium. Since the PSL license is ours,…

The guy squatting in the Smith machine is still more embarrassing.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Damn. I don’t hate Mort, which instantly puts him in the top 1% of current ESPN personalities.

"That motorized Jeep in the driveway? His uncle bought that for him. The fact that he got it the day after he signed with us is just coincidental."