I was in a car accident about 20 years ago (when I was 22). I was stopped at a light and hit from behind, and at the moment of impact I had been reaching down to get something that had fallen next to my foot so I hit my head on the steering wheel and the nosepads on my glasses split my forehead open in this really odd…

Seriously. He got seven years for securities fraud and conspiracy to commit securities fraud. He got zero years for price gouging.

I have a tiny scar on my upper lip because of an accident when I was 18. I remember being dizzy from being hit in the head so badly and blood pouring through my fingers. Luckily it was very small but based on the pain and amount of blood I seriously thought I’d lost half of my face. I sat on the ground with a pair of…

PAY HER

So, the glass shattered and gave her a huge cut up the left side of her face and this is the movie poster? Is it just me or is this an added layer of tastelessness on the part of the production company?

This injury could cost her hundreds of millions over the course of a long career. I don’t know if she will collect that much, but she certainly deserves every penny she gets. What a horrific injury.

This is terrifying and horrible. She could have been blinded, or had her throat slashed. All because these jerks were too lazy or cheap to get the damn safety glass. Poor girl.

Look at that fucking picture. Are we sure his only crimes are financial (or at least financially adjacent), and he doesn’t have several dozen mummified corpses thoughtfully arranged in his crawl space?

Y’know, I really, really like the fact that this article takes into account that, yes, most of us want to punch Shkreli in is sanctimoniously-smirking-asshole face, but that there are other folks out there in his industry (and others) that are just as bad as—if not worse than—he is who aren’t going to see even half of…

Bingo. Any guy who’s “just making conversation” about whether or not I deserve bodily autonomy.... naaah. NOT a turn-on. Run like hell.

... and you’ve basically made yourself a neon sign that follows you around, hovering over your head, pointing an arrow at you and flashing on and off, “I AM A LOUSY LAY, AND I WILL BLAME YOU FOR IT”.

There’s something super sexy about doing it with a guy who doesn’t think you should have access to birth control, abortions, or WIC. Dangerous!

“I’m for equality, but I don’t want to pay to enforce it.”

To me, it means “I like to watch the poor suffer, but at least I don’t mind them taking birth control and having sex outside of marriage”

“I feel like they look at me and are like, here’s a tall white dude with brown hair wearing loafers, and he probably has a picture of Reagan and the NRA in his bedroom or something,”

Not even a one night stand. Friends don’t let friends fuck conservatives. Also, ew, this post is making me remember dating in DC.

This is the difference between conservatives and some liberals. Some of the issues are personal to them. Having the right to birth control, not being sexually harassed, getting paid for your work, working in a safe environment, not being killed by the cops, not being poisoned by your water or air, having enough money…

Normal, healthy people don’t have sex with selfish, cruel people. If you are a conservative, you have self-identified as someone who is selfish and cruel and is not deserving.

Survival of the fittest, dudes. Natural selection. Whatever you want to call it, the silent hand of the world is sending you signals.

“I feel like they look at me and are like, here’s a tall white dude with brown hair wearing loafers, and he probably has a picture of Reagan and the NRA in his bedroom or something,” says one of the reporters from the conservative media company. “I just think they have a very hyperbolic view of what a conservative is.”