His fucking answer to the question is infuriating

You are amazing.

They should have just used the classic Trump excuse of, “that happened years ago, when he was a younger man”.

My favorite part is how his brilliant idea for trying to forestall this was to try to get the reporter to agree to only write about the “present, not the past” as a condition for him discussing the site with them, as if that was going to throw them off the scent, and as if anything he said was going to be as…

That’s an insult to the mentally handicapped.

DTJ is the spitting image of his father where he thinks everything he says and does is completely brilliant and hilarious, but he couldn’t be more fucking rock stupid if he was cloned out of a piece of shale.

Don Jr. knows the only way he can get his father’s love is by being an unrepentant cunt. He’s not half bad at it.

Gary Condit was the happiest guy on 9/11.

This is the most explicit reason I have to believe they will cause a terror attack or start a war for no reason.

The President used the murder of children as deflection from his own treasonous scandal.

They’re in a ziploc bag so the prayers stay nice and fresh. Can’t have stale prayers, you know.

Hiding behind 14 dead kids from an investigation into an international disinformation campaign.

“For everyone, it was a distraction or a reprieve,” one White House official ghoul said.

“For everyone, it was a distraction or a reprieve,” one White House official said. “A lot of people here felt like it was a reprieve from seven or eight days of just getting pummeled.”

Definitely without Cordelia... Oh different one.

He’s King Lear without a Cordelia.

If my 19-year-old self had come home with an unemployed 34-year-old father of 3, my parents definitely would’ve had something to say about it.

I believe you’re mistaken - he goes by The Lord*.

Yep. I’d be happy to join him in the corner for drinks. As a matter of fact, this is my natural habitat when out socializing. It is not unknown for me to bring an entire bottle of wine to consume quietly so I don’t have to mix in order to keep my drink full. I’ll bring two next time- one for me and one for my new…