They’re registered at Bed, Bath and Way Beyond.

I was at a wedding this past summer where the best man sang “Love Me Tender” as “Swipe Right Tender” because that’s how the couple met.

Over the top wedding toasts are stupid and make it more about the person toasting than the people receiving the toast. It should not be a performance piece, should not rely on inside stories only understood by a small group of people, and should not last longer than 90 seconds.

It’ s not just the videos. Load the site without an adblocker and it’s fucking horrendous. The normal empty whiteness is encased in shit. My blocker is currently showing 31 blocked ads.

I think what Julianne is saying is that, although it is a good thing they told this woman’s story, it kinda makes the whole thing a bit shadier knowing that THEY reached out to HER, instead of her being like “hey I have something to say” they were like “hey, do you have something to say that may be interesting and get…

Since Charlotte is quite obviously a wee avatar for the Queen’s future iron fisted rule, it’s only natural she would note promising signs that her attitude is a fit one for conquest.

I once had an argument with a friend about this, and it ended the friendship. She was saying something like “I’m so bipolar today”, and I responded with a dry “yeah, I wish I wasn’t”. She lost it, got super defensive about how it was ok that she’d said that because she “gets” me and loves me. It wasn’t her using the…

If we hear of an ‘accident’ that George doesn’t survive, do we still root for Charlotte?

yeah unless I can shove the phone up my vagina and it blocks sperm, big no.

I know it’s “not a big deal” and it’s “just a joke”. I’m just so tired of something that has made my life miserable and has caused me vast emotional, physical, and socioeconomic harm, turned into a punchline.

Intermittent fasting is definitely a thing. Whether it’s a thing beyond a potentially disordered attempt at weight loss is another question, but it’s definitely a thing.

This. I mean, it’s basically a tech-ified version of the rhythm method, and we know how well that’s worked out for Catholics around the world.

I can’t believe they cited this as actual birth control. My app that I used four years ago warned that ovulation dates were an estimate and not to count on them absolutely. I was on a new bc and took my pill a few hours later and spotted. So I used my app’s calendar to use back up during the unsafe dates. Turned out…

Pastor knows those things because he was all up in the newses, precious, and knew all those Scrabble words. Why do you think it was prohibited all those years to teach folks of color how to read ...?

A source says “it seems like [Lindsay Lohan] is trying to rebrand.”

There was some overlap in commenters yesterday who posted their tributes to O’Riordan, and then went on to participate in a thread about how your M&M preference is indicative of your mental health. This was pretty frustrating to read, since I have firsthand knowledge of the fact that when a healthy young person dies…

I keep staring at the sweater and thinking, “How luxurious...”

From there, the content was shared hundreds of times, resulting in charges filed against 1,004 people.

No you’re not, or you wouldn’t have gone off topic.

Somewhere in here...