Now I'm not an expert photo analyst, but I have worked with LOTS of families over the years, and I will pride myself on being able to spot some weirdness. And I'm telling you: the Machenberg-Ney family is not doing so well. The mom hypnotizes the three kids? Yeah, well, from the body language of those three kids, I…

I just posted about the same thing. An old friend from high school (not real friend anymore, just fb friend) was constantly posting things about her engagement and wedding and yadada, posted tacky pics of her admittedly gorgeous ring, posted pics of the invitations when they came in, overwrought status updates about…

Be my neighbour! Unless:
1. you have tacky lawn ornaments
2. you constantly ask me to water your garden when you're away
3. you never water my garden when I'm away
4. you narc on our meth lab in the basement
5. you complain about us walking around in the nude

Can we all PLEASE stop supporting the diamond industry and give out copies of Emily Post instead of engagement rings? Ugh.

Sometimes people surprise you.

I look at people like and think, how did she get someone to agree to spend the rest of their life with her?

I know i was just being facetious. Sometimes Americans have delusions of grandeur and believe that everyone is watching them like they are on the Truman Show. This lady doesn't realize that no one cares. She is like a 5 year old telling the other kids that they cannot play with her.

I'm getting married in... shit, less than three months, and I like to think I'm quite reasonable. My take on the matter has always been that everyone else is doing me a favor. Literally nobody else on the face of the planet cares about my wedding as much as I do, and the people who show up anyway - never mind the ones…

You can blame entitlement on a lot of things, but not Mr. Rogers! That man was all about being nice to others and even treating puppets as you'd like to be treated. And taking off your shoes inside the house and switching sweaters.

Back when I was wedding planning, I never talked about our wedding on Facebook. That's how you avoid unpleasant conversations with people you don't want to invite. You just never talk about your wedding around them.

This is what happens when you let a guy go on TV every day and tell kids that are special unique little snowflakes. Damn you Mr. Rogers you created a generation of idiots that think people actually give a shit about them!

I know! I love friends who keep a running tab of everything and expect tit for tat!

Pretty much. I find women that are about to get married suddenly get a very high opinion of themselves. Like "You should be fucking lucky that I invited you to my mediocre wedding with no open bar". Ahahahaha. No thanks, I can think of 100 things better than adding to Bridezilla's ego.

Gee, I can't imagine why she's been blown off by so many people in the past.

This bride is delusional if she thinks any of these friends give a shit in the first place.

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

Mario 64 holds amazingly well. Just to think that it was the first truly enjoyable 3D platformer. Just comparing other 3D games from that time period. Or maybe it is my heavily Mario 64 nostalgia soaked brain?

Custom promethazine and codeine dispenser?

For artists and designers, it's important to have reels and samples of your work to show prospective future employers. So if you're laid off, your first thought might be "shit, I've been working on all this cool art that isn't public, better save that so I can use it to get a new job."