I totally get the overwhelmed, frustrated, my-career-is-going-nowhere feeling. Welcome to the late-twenties, Lindsay. Making the phonecalls, doing the legwork, and FORCING OTHER PEOPLE TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR CAREER through sheer force of will?

This is how the normals roll. Welcome.

LOL at Lindsay thinking she even had a shot at anything in the Avengers sequel. I'm not even sorry for saying it but she is DELUSIONAL. And as for the whining that her agents aren't willing to fight for her, well, why should they? At this point most productions would probably regard her as a liability on set, and…

Nothing says "I'm taking my sobriety seriously" like taking part in a reality show.

Another day, another child fed to a boyfriend. Or another boyfriend who was mother's hit man.

In general, weaponized liberal outrage is a devastating resource, and we must only use it for good.

Wow, it must suck to have 200 professors publish a letter decrying your mother while you are still a student at the university. This takes humiliation via parent to a whole new level. I bet her son cannot wait to graduate.

Maybe I'm underestimating the ubiquity of recognizing her name, but if Steenkamp had been the Olympic athlete and had killed her not-as-famous male partner, I'd be referring to the victim as "Steenkamp's deceased boyfriend." This isn't gendered; it's about who is more known.

I had no idea of her name.

Hrmm... OK. Fine. But it rubs me the wrong way, like we need to be told to chill out. Like I expect a sign saying "I know when you tell me to smile you just want me to be reminded that happiness trumps unhappiness" followed by "When I tell you to smile, it's because you're beautiful when you do."

Creationists aren't even on the radar screen for them, they wouldn't even consider us plausible at all.

Tyson laid it out in the show's first episode:

HAHA, exactly. In my first draft I had written something along the lines of, "Um, sorry commenter, but what had you accomplished by the middle of your freshman year? Perfected the art of 40 drinking? Learned how to do laundry without your mom's help? Explained to several women that misandry is real?" but it didn't fit…

Agreed with all this.

"Open up a slot for someone who isn't going to make a mockery of themselves and will try to get through college with some fucking dignity."

So I've only been at this parenting thing for 2 years now, but in my experience, just do your best not to push an agenda one way or the other. This means…

The problem with hydrogen is that it's so small, its always going to be leaking. If you intend to stay up for more than a couple days, you're simply going to have to produce more hydrogen from electrolysis. It seems like you should be able to make your bladders out of some brominated polyester, reinforced with an…