I’ve said it before, but I wish Jalopnik would do more with boats or a boat subblog. Most boating media is basically copy-paste PR bullshit. Which, as a somewhat a-typical boat owner and enthusiast, is a difficult pill to swallow. However, I am guessing that the market is simply not there.

They look more inventive than the Tetrapak family. Boy, are those guys unable to think out of the box!

No.

Can we have a little foreplay before we go from 0 to rape accusations in 2.5 seconds?

And Groot is a space tree.

The Mustang’s driver.

Hello, Solar City? Yes, I need a 240kWh solar panel system that will fit on the roof of my car.

I finally figured out who Krall reimnds me of:

Man, remember when Discovey had actual educational/informative programming? I’m old.

I prefer the Hino of 26 years ago, or was it just Diane Lane.

Michael Ballaban’s Guided Tour of New Jersey:

Agreed, with a simple if-then-else statement to follow:

“My God... it’s full of starlings...”

Fucking Border Collies, they’ll do this all day, come home and paint your house then, later on, help your kids with their math homework. They make all the other dogs look bad.

Guess Michigan is too broke to install a decent pop-up blocker

Because it doesn’t matter that much. While the metric system is ostensibly simpler, being base 10, the imperial system is just as natural and simple for people that were raised using it; given that the metric system is just as arbitrary as the imperial, the only thing that really matters is the precision of your…

As our infrastructure crumbles basically simultaneously all over the country we are taking a LOT of lessons learned from the last cycle of major work and applying it to new projects. There are advances in materials and also advances in how the projects are being bid so as to include products that are much longer…

I felt that I had reached my greatest level of manliness when I learned how to start the chainsaw while standing. Push down with the left hand and pull up on the cord. I think that was the day hair began to grow on my chest...(I was a teen). Everyone should own a chainsaw. Good for you for having two!

Snow Bumper is still my favorite

Where’s the kaboom? There’s supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboo —