Well, apparently we can have guns in this country, or men in this country. But we cannot have both guns and men in this country.

For real, how much do you have to suck at your job to lose it to an immigrant? Someone who not only had to be better than you at your job, but also had to overcome racial and cultural barriers along the way.

I just finished another watch-thru, and I am still convinced she was the best Companion :)

Big meetings today at the United Nations. So many interesting leaders. America First will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Oh, I think about that a lot. Back then, it was like “drop what you’re doing and listen because President Obama is giving a speech right now” and then you’d feel really nice afterwards, like you just got a pedicure or something.

Because this is the internet and everyone is very loving and trusting here, I’m going to come clean: I am a firefighter and, having just gotten my EVOC license and been cleared to drive, I just last week distinguished myself by driving the light rescue the wrong direction to go to a call.

“What do you get when your pres. is a creep?”

I hope an octopus attaches itself to his fucking stupid face.

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

and can deal with a huntsman in the house

Little ones freak me out, because they can hiiiide! I’m fine daddy long legs so long as they aren’t on me, and can deal with a huntsman in the house - they eat flies and mosquitos and smaller, actually dangerous spiders, so they’re ok in my books. Just so long as I’m not in an enclosed space with one and they don’t…

No ABC or SBS?!

Update from Australia:

You just don’t understand that here taxes have to be weighted with a pain and suffering factor because some of that money will end up being used for people of color. That’s what makes us the highest taxed no matter what the Google shows.

“Let clothes be clothes,” except for turtlenecks. Watch those fuckers,  totally sketchy.

Have you seen Ferngully or Disney’s Pocahontas? If so, you don’t need to see Avatar.

Sure does. For those not familiar with the term, according to Wiktionary: “(vulgar, slang, chiefly Britain) A worthless obnoxious person; a gobshite or toerag.” 

That’s an insult to Ferngully.

(*sits in your corner*) Avatar was just live-action Ferngully.