If someone is vaping just to quit cigarettes then I’m all for it. Cigarettes are revolting. But “vapers” are the worst.

I trained mine cat to tolerate getting her nails trimmed by giving her lots of treats. Now she comes running for treats when I clip MY nails.

Now?

This is why cat owners> dog owners. We know the truth and we admit to it freely.

Makes me think of this

My cat and I play by Necromonger rules - you keep what you kill. Fortunately, he’s the dumbest cat I’ve ever met so I’m not super worried.

Republicans will literally invite anyone to the table, even some non-sentient piece of medical equipment, instead of a woman.

Because the South refuses to believe they lost the Civil War. Sad part is, nowadays, I kinda wish they did “win” and were allowed to become their own country.

Glad you are keeping “indict” in indictmas. I can’t stand when people use the catch all of Happy Felonious Republican Season.

i saw that movie...no thanks

We’re all basically living in an episode of Black Mirror but with less literal pig fucking.

As long as the plastic injection molds are in good shape there is no reason why there couldn’t be multiple Melanias.

Dx a raging case of it this morning. Bummer. I wish more women were aware of the signs and symptoms. Perhaps the WH could devote a week to it? :

So if Trump ever needed a double, would it technically be a body quadruple?

Do you have any idea what you’re asking? First there’s the minor considerations like having to quit my job in order to have the time to do it, and the fact that Mrs. Muck would most certainly leave me. But I’ve got broad shoulders, I can deal with those details. However I don’t think you have considered the immense…

Someday, after we are all dead and forgotten, she and Olivia de Havilland will ascend to a mountaintop. A furious lightning storm will occur and only one will descend.

Okay. Trying to calm down.

A 3am tweet appointing Weinstein as head of the National Endowment for the Arts?

I’ve been on here for the better part of the past decade, but haven’t always commented (reason for being “permagray”). My two cent is not necessary on every single article &/ thread. I don’t have a solution, though I appreciate this dialogue, and just want to say for male commentators or even white ppl that frequent…

I will give people the shirt off my back...but..I will also throw lighter fluid on it & set it on fire, while they’re wearing it...if they mess w/me or anyone I care for.