...floating in a jar of formaldehyde.

Y’know, Jen, for 2018 I don’t have a slogan for a plan - but 2020 on the other hand, lends itself to something like:

I am HERE for this budding feud with David Brooks. He always talks/writes like he’s an omniscient being who’s read the book while the rest of us are only watching the tv series; when in reality, he just has a regular amount of knowledge. It’s like when you try to talk to your republican dad about the economy or money…

If the Egyptians liked triangles so much why did they do square pyramids instead of tetrahedra? Manliness had already lost its way even then.

You know, people look at Australia as weird for having compulsory voting. But you guys, seriously - dafuq? At least we have an independent electoral body. You don’t give the monkeys the key to the banana plantation.

I live in Australia. I’ll kill whatever the fuck I want before it kills me.

Keep it from trending on Twitter and Trump won’t know it happened.

He looks like he is in a perpetual toothpaste ad.

And then it just sat there, and nobody tried to cook anything on it because it was the future and they didn’t use grills anymore.

Obviously, what that ottoman lacked was a proper amount of ventilation holes. Good eye once again cat.

Perhaps her parents had some sort of booze-induced prophecy and her full name is;

I went down to the office to double-check. I thought someone had fallen asleep on the keyboard typing in my class list.

Would you like to know more?

Service guarantees citizenship.

They’re similar in as much as they’re both noises made by birds. Chickens go “cuck, cuck, cuck”, while turkeys go “goebbel, goebbel, goebbel”.

Haha yes! I also think that Eric looks like a vampire. Not a main character, but like an extra on a Buffy episode that just got turned like last week and gets staked in the first three minutes.

I think we see: the path to play a great Marvel character goes through playing Johnny Storm in a crappy movie.

Sundown came at noon today.

Agreed that nonplussed and bemused are lost forever, but I hold out hope for penultimate. A second to last hope, if you will.