Our biggest conceit was that it was all built for us. The dinosaurs ruled the world for millions of years before we were even around. I wonder if they thought it was all built for them.... 

Imagine an empty universe with nothing to perceive it. Suns boiling away for eons, providing light for nothing to see by. Warmth that no living thing will ever bask in. Barren lifeless worlds twirling around their stars forever.

Once a safe, effective birth control method becomes available for men (aside from vasectomy or condoms), I’ll be sure to pitch a fit because it doesn’t impact me directly.

These photos always give me such a sense of overpowering existential dread, like nothing I or anyone else ever does is important or even actually matters, because it’s largely true.

Look, we men are very fragile, okay? If companies are going to brazenly and ethically offer to help our female coworkers, they may never need to ask our opinions at ALL! Much less seek our permissions!

We menfolk hate that.

Next there will be free tampons and pads in the restrooms. Or maybe they’re in there already, I…

We’re basically just a bunch of pissbabies.

What’s interesting about ProPublica’s latest reporting is that it doesn’t seem like many of these benefactors had business directly in front of SCOTUS, though that doesn’t mean that they weren’t frequently going “hey, please rule this way” over liquid lunches.

You gotta love an attempt to humanize a horrendously robotic politician. They’re always full of these terrible anecdotes.

This is as clear an exampe of the Kinsley gaffe as you’ll ever see. By acting like DeSantis was over-exerting himself by picking up the kids while his wife was dealing with cancer it reveals the Mad Men Era lifestyle they’re leading where the wife’s life-threatening illness is more worrisome not because she may…

“Daddy loves you, kids, but car rides aren’t free. I’m gonna need you to start making campaign contributions.”

I lay even odds these kids go the way of Ted Cruz’s offspring in their monumental hatred of their father in the near future. They have that ‘we were told to shut the fuck up and be good little accessories verbatim’ look about them.

So he’ll only pick up his kids from school if his wife literally has cancer?

Good question. I was more stuck on what “picking them up with love” entailed. He was compassionate enough to slow down to 5 mph so they had a decent chance to jump in?

They probably think this will play well with the Republican crowd, where the only thing a husband is supposed to do with their kids is shout at them for hanging out with those people or arranging cash for a brief trip to Mexico for some slut who his son trapped in a room at a party.  

Donald Trump has never changed a diaper.

Everything got worse after *Mom's friend Ron* moved in...

I would just like to know how one picks up a child from school “with humility.” Also, at least Pratt’s comment was presented in the spirit of ironic self-awareness, like, I don’t think he was actually expecting a pat on the back for opening pickle jars.

The only bright spot with him is that he is polling so low that he will probably not get the nomination.

You try driving with 5" lifts in your heeled ankle boots.