And how many of us, upon reading his name immediately heard his voice saying “Fly safe”?

God help us all if the alternative for the closeness that is crossing my mind is occuring.

She won’t get the VP slot, although it’s hilarious that she’s apparently trying to do it by simply being close as physically possible to Trump when he makes the decision. 

And the CEO of the submarine company said “safety is a waste."

Why is everyone fixating on a fucking controller? Because it is probably the most reliable and tested part of the whole setup.

Gizmodo simply converted from metric (Newfoundland) to US customary units (Cape Cod), since it serves mostly an American audience.

Elon is an asshole

Serious question: when First Class seats are empty, can I start using them even though I paid for coach? Those seats "... would have otherwise been vacant."

I don’t know where you’re hanging out and seeing this, but I only see cis being used as descriptor in the same sense as trans without any negative connotation. The only negativity I see at times is when someone is frustrated with someone or the group of people that the word describes, but that would apply to any…

oh fuck off with that noise.

How is it that every week, there’s something else that he does or says that makes him even less likeable

Actually, I think some straight people are because they see it as implicitly legitimizing the idea that other people are not straight. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that before somewhere.

Insufferable man-child piece of shit con artist.

I’m convinced Elon never had any friends growing, and now that he’s super popular with the terminally online right he will do anything to please them.

So the N-word if fine, but cis is a slur. A+ work Elon. 

“We are being hammered daily, and I think quite unfairly in a lot of instances. And nobody, practically nobody, is defending us,” he said.

Nope, nope, nope. I’m reliably told by every narcissist I ever met that other people are always the problem.

“And nobody, practically nobody, is defending us[.]”

Christ. Maybe you shouldn’t be taking ANY of these luxury trips unless you pay for it out of your own pocket. That way no one can accuse you of things like this.. If “practically no one is defending” you it’s because there’s no defense against this kind of corruption.

So. Fucking. Gross.