I never talk about my dick but if it was as impressive as her boobs I guarantee that I would go on about it as much as she does her boobs.

See! Some sense!

With that type of unexpected shit, it's no wonder why he's a McDonald's All-American.

So, I haven't really found information that better outlines what sort of relevance medical records need to have to be accessible by the school for litigation purposes under FERPA but these records would have been accessed anyway, without the law and even if she went to off-campus counseling. One of the claims in her…

Was scrolling down looking for it in case I needed to pipe up. Good work, Team Inner-12-Year-Olds.

The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

These are great tips. I'm going to try them on my wife of 15 years.

If this were real, it would probably be the highlight of my life.

"Actual" satire?

Yep. There are plenty of dudes who will love you for some Doritos, a few beers, and a gaming console, man.

I was 95 percent sure my last boyfriend was real. Unfortunately, I was right.

This is still, in my opinion, one of the most compelling stories chronicling the unraveling of an online hoax:

Future Mark.

I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

This is a beautiful moment however, it reminds me of when the non-denominational minister we hired for our wedding chose to insert a story like this into our cermony. It was a similar tale with the added nonsense that the first to die's heart kept beating because the spouse's heartbeat was transferred through their…

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@UhuhSheSaid: As Jessica said in a earlier post, it is Gawker's determination that it's not up to editors to decide what is and isn't triggering. For people with ED, it could be images like the one in question. It could also be food images shown in the "Stick a fork in it" posts. For people who have lost children, it…

@kitsa961: I'm sorry...but the world will not (and can not) "trigger warning" itself for you.