I’d like to think that is your normal handle and your sole purpose in life is congratulating bros on all the sex they are bragging about.

Down for whatever the fuck... now that’s a good roommate!

Not to defend Trump, but this could be a definition problem. We heard him doing audible sharp intakes of air through his nose, and he says that was just breathing.

I don’t want him to be president either, I think he is very scary, but “worse than Hitler by far” is a little much.

Press : Trump :: Anthony Weiner : dick pics

Football sucks in person? Tell me, has a drunk guy in a 5XL throwback jersey ever punched you while watching football at home? No.

You should do appearances at elementary schools to warn kids of this danger.

If a woman grabbed me and kissed me like that I would just let it go. But that doesn’t change the fact that her grabbing me and kissing me is a crime. It would just mean that a criminal got lucky by selecting a victim who would not press charges.

Joy over a world historic event is great and all, but it doesn’t justify sexual assault.

Remember durning the September 11 attacks how Dan Rather wore cargo shorts on the air? Nobody criticized him for that! Only sexism can explain this!

Of course you can tell stories with real people, it’s just that those stories have to be true. Dunham has a tendency to tell lies about other people.

So you want compliments, cats, and oral sex? Way to smash those stereotypes!

These comments certainly speak to the retardly stupid user base here

And that casino is also illegal!

At least you know what parallelism is and why you should use it when you can, which makes you better than 98% of anyone else who claims to be a writer.

Well, that movie where she dressed up like Jackie Kennedy and fucked her brother wasn’t that delightful. Yet I fell head over heels in love with Parker Posey when I saw that movie, so there you have it.

It could be that you are taking the phrase “right to be believed” too literally. Nobody has the “right” to have any particular utterance accepted as the truth simply because of the subject matter. Not even on silly things that can hardly be disputed. (“You’re favorite color is blue? Why haven’t I ever seen you wearing…

This is fascinating! I’ve never met anyone who knows enough about Bill Clinton’s sex life to be able to declare that “a solid 10%” of all of his sexual encounters were rape. If he had a lot of sex, that’s also a lot of rape. May I ask the source of your data on that? Surely you wouldn’t make a statement like this…

Please bear in mind that most Sanders supporters are utterly incapable of hearing or understanding the words “it’s not that simple.”

Starred for the inevitable use of the word “problematic.”