Ha! Players talk about every PED-monster’s “maniacal commitment level to getting better”. How long before Guerrero gets busted for running an HGH/PED ring that Tom Brady is also maniacally committed to? 

Who?

7 times per month

Do you ever come out from under your bed? Being such a frightened twat must be miserable.

Fuck this article.

HAHAHAHA...Derek Carr just f’n killed me in the playoffs.

Hmm...Evan Rachel Wood naked is pretty cool. Not sure about the pooping.

“A solid portion of Democrats have committed to vote against Hillary as well”

No

Fuck him...I’m still going to pronounce it Steven.

Hahaha...fuck Donald Trump and his tiny hands.

No

Manager Brian Snitker

If I was a black dude, I’d grow the biggest fucking afro anyone has ever seen.

Too expensive...

Desperately trying to fill the “hot Ann Coulter” niche.

Does Edible Arrangements have anything with avocado in it?

I wouldn’t want to be filmed if I was that guy either.

He wasn’t attacked for succeeding, he was attacked for rubbing his success in his opponent’s faces and acting like an obnoxious cock.

More power to him for still being alive, but seriously...who dressed him? There’s a person who thought the Popeye outfit was a good idea? I would cut that mofo out of the will ASAP.