I think the gator is real...it’s the old guy that’s fake.

You also have a national population of 12 and approximately 3 cars.

Who is this white guy that they built around anyway? Albert Pujols? Yadier Molina? Keith Hernandez, Ozzie Smith and Willie Mcgee? Bob Gibson?

No, sorry. This ONLY works for St. Louis.

Eat it, Fatboy.