The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

You root for some random ass teams.

Most fraternities don’t sexually assault and piss on pledges.

Yeah, I was gonna say. I’m not a Red Wings fan but Yzerman at #49 is silly.

49. STEVE YZERMAN

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

He also invited Williams to stay at his house

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

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So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

I also thorouly enjoyed CharDee MacDennis 2: Electric Bugaloo

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

This was a really gutsy but smart move by McCaffrey. Of course, I imagine teams will still opt for the more athletic Fournette in the draft, even though he made the move out of pure self-interest. Sad!

Not sure what it is about McCaffrey but he sure has grit, wouldn’t expect such a selfish decision out of a high motor guy like that.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

If Asthma was personified, it’d look like him.

I agree. If anything, his nickname should be “Bleached Asshole.”