Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.

BAC TO THE FUTURE

I think this might be the first time I have ever agreed with Paul Finebaum.

she’s a latter day jordan fan, obvi.

+8 (miles)

Dear Stan,

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Some perspective on how historic this is:

It’s all a beauty pageant, and Washington is a little Husky.

I made my dad marry my mom

You know, I went and looked it up!

Good to see that Tim Tebow isn’t the only one walking around with single A written all over him.

I’d make a Washington Foreskins joke, but it doesn’t seem apropos, based on the photo.

*hits ‘Ctrl +’ 10 times*

Alright, I have two weakass Ivanka Trump anecdotes:

Your move detroit

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.