Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

We’re getting close to The Longest Yard 2: 2006-2008 Florida Gators.

I’m speaking of Trump obviously.... I don’t hear Clinton making fun of disabled veterans and POWs

Joe Biden is the fucking man.

Holy shit

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

Whatever Ivory’s intentions are, I’m sure they’re 99 and 44/100 percent pure.

Meanwhile, on Seth Meyers...

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7 he is black so I don’t like him.