In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

For Brian Kelly to be fired for killing that kid on the scissor lift? 

Could the Raptors flip him?

Don’t worry. Once that Nigerian bank releases his funds, Kavanaugh will clear up everything.

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

I’m a Wings fan and really wish Mike Green was part of that Caps team. I know he made the best decision for himself given that Detroit offered him more money and a larger role, but part of me wishes he was able to enjoy last night with Ovi and Backstrom.

No, I mean this sincerely, I legit am here for the scouting report on Tim Oshie, give me more.

Also, Wayne Gretzky never won a single Super Bowl. Talk about a lack of grit.

How much time do you think Rovell will spend over the next few years checking every day to see if this shop shuts down so he can tweet out a “I told you so” message?

Hot take- in a reasonable world Ray Lewis would keep his mouth shut when it came to issues of morality and comportment.

Lindsey Graham, is that you?

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Ok.

MSU shouldn’t be allowed to have an athletic department anymore. If you fail to maintain a safe environment for your students for more than two decades, you lose the right to participate in college sports.

What’s the record for time between Deadspin write-ups? Because 7-and-a-half years is a pretty solid stretch.

Based on the picture, are we sure she’s not really Elway’s kid?

Well, looks another group of Senators are going to have to resign. This is getting out of hand.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Man, what a huge day for dick based gestures. Shout out to dick based gestures.

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up