It sure says a lot that despite the fact that her cousin murdered his dad with a light saber, she’s still regarded as the biggest asshole in the entire family.

+1 roast beef sandwich

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

It’s the fencepost error!

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

W2 soon

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

I’m surprised the winner wasn’t Teamy McTeamface.

Or a Vegas Vacation reference...

Wyh this now, Dwyane?

I thought Justin Upton was Verlander’s new nickname.

Indeed. Not saying either one is better, but it it immediately reminded me of Tayshaun Prince in 2004 Eastern Finals.

+1776.

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

Meanwhile, Steph Curry is showing off whatever is your dad’s new favorite brand of tissue. So absorbent, so bland.

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

That’s very true, they encourage it. Lord knows they wish Dante Stallworth had been better with linear approximations.