Does she honestly think it makes a lick of difference to rape survivers if the person who assaulted them was “nice” to other people?!?

“Rape on campuses isn’t always because people are rapists.”

20 Minutes. My rapist took only about 15. That was >40 years ago, and I’ve never forgotten. These rapists think they are blameless. It only took 20 minutes, why is the rest of my life in ruins. BECAUSE THE REST OF MINE IS RUINED. POS

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

Dear Representative Daniel,

Imagine the recoil if that was a blackboard.

KerrPow!!

Just the fact that he made it this far makes him way more successful than J.J. Redick’s last kid.

LeBron James wears 23

Give the Patriots the perfect season.

I hope they catch that thief Washington Football Team-handed.

You know what?

He pleated his case very well.

He’s a football coach, not an English professor. Cut the man some slacks.

Must be pretty cold sriracha and artisanal worcerstershire.

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

I was. And I am now wearing your facts and my shame on my face like the end of a bukkake video.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Obligatory:

That’s the most epic burn from an ex-Niners’ coach since Tomsula accidentally used the linen setting when ironing York’s silk shirts.