It's a perspective thing. And yes, from this angle, it looks incredible. But it gets a lot less impressive when you see it from the proper perspective and realize he's not actually white.

He was actually hanging from the rafters and then let go.

Perfect! And instead of dancing, they could sit in chairs facing each other in the middle of the dancefloor, with daughter glaring unblinkingly, and daddy comically pulling at his shirtcollar.

My suggestion is an audio recording of "Daddy" by Sylvia Plath

Nobody's hooking up with Pennsylvania if it means adopting their alcohol distribution laws.

And apparently no danger of literacy. If you're gonna break the rules, at least Colorado is one state away instead of 5 states away.

The State of New York is probably the most bizarrely constructed political entity ever. New Jersey/New York City/Long Island should have merged a long time ago, and cut off upstate to join Pennhio.

Nothing like driving across the border near Dunkirk and seeing the Statue of Liberty on the sign, and then "NEW YORK…

Your an idiot. I say that respectfully. Go listen to nerd rap.

Dipset all day!!!

"go uptown to Harlem, tell 'em that I sent ya"

How dare you disrespect this song like that? I'm genuinely surprised and upset that someone could have a problem with Dipset Anthem

if you haven't heard, dipset is back.

It's been 11 years, WHERE ARE MY BIRDS?

According the Gregorian calendar today is Friday, which is a good day.

Tebow.

At least they didn't say "You've got a face for Radio."

Correct response: whatever is the combined height/weight of a Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless split-screen

Subject: What leads, what bleeds

1) How big of a shit can you take? Specify in terms of weight, as well as length. Please provide photographic evidence to support your answer.

"There are plenty of intelligent, factual arguments in support of "Redskins"
I'll take your word on it.