I typed "what happened to that" into Google, and the first prompt was "what happened to that plane."

The girls must be on their way over.

The one form of basketball still owned by Caucasians.

You wanna impress me? Tie one of those kids to a shopping cart.

I guarantee you, if we could see his head, we'd find that he's also wearing a backwards ball cap.

Since we can't see this guy's face I can only believe that this is Matt Bonner.

We do not love Air Jordan's as much as Gortat.

Not seen : Nintendo DS - NB edition

Also wearing khaki cargo shorts. Sounds about right.

"This is not a fair representation of the calves of a true New Balance fan."

Eli Manning had a pretty sweet night too. He at two Happy Meals and hung out in the ball pit at a McDonald's Play Place for HOURS.

Was Madison Rising not available?

I think this "story" and the subsequent comments prove that if you profess love or hate for ANYTHING, no matter how trivial, on the internet, there will be a group of people who are required to come out and vehemently disagree with you (Gay slurs are guaranteed 90% of the time).

"Jimi Hendrix opened up Woodstock"

Ok....this rendition of the anthem sucked balls. Almost as bad as the Metallica version. There are a few guitarists that can do this well and SLASH is not one of them. This was not creative and had no feel. A rookie guitar player could do this or better. All you Slash fan boys need to STFU and go to youtube and look…

All you kids with your schoolboy crushes, get off my lawn.

This is equal parts laughable/sad. Somewhere Jimmy Page just farted and it sounded better than this.

Atlanta hates opera then?

Horrid. Slash hasn't shredded anything except groupie bunghole since 1988.