Am I the only one seeing the GMC decal on the window of that Bronco?

None. I vote for neither. All headlights should be automatic and impossible to disable.

I was 100% expecting a “doesn’t come in manual” comment, but didn’t find one.

This needs more stars.

I can’t believe I am about to be that guy, but...

This. All of this. I was recently doing brake calipers and the range of choice was upsetting. It was basically name your price, with calipers available from $15 to $80 each. Why? And would you really trust those $15 calipers the next time you need to do an emergency stop? Not so sure.

As an electrical engineer I get the same thing. “Oh so can you help me wire my house!?” Yes... but not because of school. And no, because I hate you.
EE != Electrician 

My 84 Saab’s brakes are diagonal pairs. 87 Alfa is front+rear. I guess it just depends on the vehicle.

You have selected “Yes”, is that correct?

Funny, when I rented a Mitsubishi Mirage G4 I was pleasantly surprised by and pleased with the interior layout, despite it being made from old fountain drink lids.

In the same vein, I bought a 1963 Dune Buggy. It was horrible and wonderful.

I think Better Off Ted summarized it best.

...and app integration for services that I’m pretty sure nobody actually uses. Like, who goes to movietickets.com and why would I use whatever Aha radio is? 

Is it just me, or is the weirdest part the guy who just picks up the tire, gestures like “well what did you expect!?” and then walks off with it? Like it was his dog that got off leash and jumped on suit guy. I find that... odd.

This. This is why I don’t like Volkswagen. (I mean... not the only reason.) Their dealers are absolute cocks.

Poor lane integrity is a big one for me. Not keeping in lane on the highway, or more often than not ending up in the incorrect lane after a left or right turn. (We all do the latter, but not 100% of the time)

I did miss my first car, and then I got it back.

I 100% agree with this.

This article demonstrated to me that I do not have the “Millennials to Snake People” add-on installed on my work computer. I have fixed this error.

Thank you for the clarification. It makes sense the A4 would be a closer match to the Jetta, now that I think about it.