I remember the Volt reps telling us specifically that we were forbidden from saying on resumes/job applications that we worked for Activision. Not even a “placed at Activision via Volt,” we were only allowed to say Volt. Of course, I ignored that because it’s the least they could owe me, acknowledging that I did some…

They may not have a GM but any Wizard worth their salt believes in their staff. 

Schitt’s Creek and Catherine O’Hara could use some long overdue awards love

Yeah, I’m sure all the homeless there think it’s fantastic.

/You’re probably too young to remember Bionic Woman, but it all started there.

They are grown in a large vat in Fox Labs.

He’d use Canada, but they’ve asked him to kindly avoid having them become a topic as they have elections coming up and they’re awfully sowry for the inconvenience.

Of course he chooses Norway: it’s the country furthest from the Browns. Too bad for him its’s a country full of white people who think he’s fucking crazy.

Yeah. “Take A Bow” is sort of filed in my brain as “actual magic in song form” because it came along at about the time I was really becoming conscious of music as something more than background.

I notice they keep bringing up Norway, as if they’d actually have any interest in fucking with an American election. We’re talking about Russia, assholes, and you know it. It’s some disingenuous shit if I’ve ever seen it.

A hip-thrusting sixty year old in her underwear? You had a weird childhood.

Since I have one of you here — what was going through your head when you wrote this comment? Are you aware how many thousands of people comment this exact thing every single day? How does that make you feel?

If he continues to sit, he wins.

Not to mention that we really need to deepen the bench of nationally known democrats who can take the heat and reach the diversity of the party. Tump has Gingrich, Giuliani, Perry, Huckabee, Carson, his daughter, the daughters of huntsmann and mccain, etc. These guys used the cache they gained in running for president…

I think its a bit early to pivot to the senate campaigns. The election is a year and a half away. Far enough that these guys can land a few more headlines, talk show appearance, free press, and then pull the barnstorming move in summer 2020 that Beto pulled. Beto got a huge number of donations from out of state. And…

Felt like as good a time as ever to promote the most uncomfortable jingle ever written

While Markwayne Mullin has a CDIB card and membership with the Cherokee Nation, he is by far not a traditional Tribal voice. 

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

I wish I could say I was surprised, but Vegas has a long history of racism in its hotels.

As another commentor pointed out, OREO is actually how people in government talk about REO, as in “Other Real Estate Owned.” The number of internet “experts”dunking on themselves about the cookie is flabbergasting.