Where would he have been registered- California? A vote against Trump would have done absolutely nothing to the electoral college there.

Yes, poor Trump is hated for no reason.

people regularly watch movies and tv shows with social messages.

Or the military propaganda at every game. That’s definitely not hurting the escapism.

I guess you never noticed all the pink in October while you were escaping.

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

in b4 entire league except Incognito suspended

When you’re 17, you go to the clurrrrrb to get tipsay and the doorman doesn’t even card you because you look like you’re 42, that’s a Blake Bortles.

Ugh. Typical glory boy. You play for the name on the FRONT of your jersey!

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

This is a B+ parody of a masshole, needs more references to Sully, J-Bug and jerking off to that one scene in “The Karate Kid”

Wonderful. Especially after that puke inducing pep rally before the game led by Wahlberg. How does Marky Mark have the fucking the gall to go on national TV and tell the tale of the amazing SB comeback he didn’t actually witness because he left the game early when the Pats were getting shit stomped?

Tom: “And we’ll have a farm, with footballs, and rabbits, won’t we Bill?”

Did Aaron Rodgers die?

Jay Peterman, world famous seller of clothes and the best the Jets could scrape together to play QB. They were also going to make history by bringing in Elaine Benes to play wide receiver but she refused to take off an Orioles hat to put on the helmet so they had to cut her.

“This is fine.”

No doubt the crowd will turn against Floyd. He has a lot of trouble reading the room.

Counterpoint: 5-46.

Nashville is basically drowning in recent transplants. Valueless bros from Indiana or Illinois or Iowa or any other shitty “I” state. Man buns and tank tops and TOMS and backwards hats. Vapid, Coachella-reject girls that lap up Nashville’s new Instagram culture. OMG DID YOU KNOW THERES AN ATM FOR CUPCAKES?!?!

They should go to D.C. and visit the Obamas.