What the ever-loving fuck is wrong with you?

Man’s lying to get attention. Next. 

Why Lopez is so fixated on marrying non-monogamous men, only to divorce them after the non-monogamous men get caught having sex with multiple women, is a mystery. Sweetie - Ben bangs the help, who are in the home. What do you think is gonna happen?

Or. Man-babies grow up. 

And here it is: Somehow it’s a random chick’s fault.

I understand this is a successful cash grab, just baffled as to why. It all sounds like a giant waste of time. None of the characters ever change, they run the same scam over and over, and somehow - despite being nearly powerless in the real world - women are always depicted as some sort of particularly soulless…

The whole thing is dumb. It’s a movie. That’s it. Some chads made a movie. Other chads decided that caping for a rich stranger was all that gave meaning to their lives. 

There’s this thing; it’s called “Google.” 

Sorry, what? You have a conviction hanging over you, with a lengthy sentence, so you take a field trip to a prison? 

Karens clutching their pearls. 

They are too busy being nitwits (read: racist shits) while trying to make believe they aren’t. 

Why would or should she know? Chances are you know people who wouldn’t recognize some rando old white dude either. 

Why was he even booked? He was never going to perform. 

All in, it’s just another brick in the wall. 

Is this “Bored Ofay Day”? Cause the excuses came with a quickness. 

You’re very fast with the excuses. 

Water’s wet. Next. 

She gonna sue the producers & writers of Room 222 next?

And fed.

You are working way too hard on this. Which you already know.