Paywall. But apparently he shits on people who didn’t like his white savior movie? 

These people that broke?

How are you an “innocent bystander” when you are happily at what is basically a Klan rally? It’s not like he was in line at Starbucks and somehow got hit. He was free, white, and 21. He FAFO. 

He was at what was basically a KKK rally. He got what he wanted, a violent death. He just thought it would be someone like me. Oopsie! 

It’s not like I’ve been all that interested in what Mr. Two Sides has had to say since he’s been back on tv, so being completely done with this act will have zero impact on anything but it frees up those few moments when I see one of these recaps and read them out of … habit? Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

NOTHING makes the left look as bad as the right. 

No one cared. Not then, not now. 

Just how pissed is our former First Concubine that it was a miss? 

No. And thing is, you know that. 

You haven’t been paying attention to this? Then why are you typing? 

You are a good little puppy. Just the best. You can roll over on command. Neat! 

There is absolutely no way this article organically, legitimately, generated this many responses. Bots, and  - if they exist - a handful of fanboys running to the defense of a trust fund baby pale male for … reasons? 

Yet another oversized number of comments. Do you all have alerts for when your boy gets mentioned?

Projection.

You have no way of knowing that unless you are close enough to him to have that convo. 

There are way too many “comments” about this. As in, what’s behind this sm stunt? Are there really that many stans for this guy? 

Right. Sure. Whatever you say. Chad. 

Yet another over-sized reaction to an article about some pale male comedian. Why? How? Is there some kind of “Protect the Man-o-Sphere!” push notification that goes out on y’all phones?

I’m ready for the adult neurodivergent character who fucks things up, and has to deal with the consequences. I just had to shut down a project for the day, send about 15 people home, and pull that team member into a private meeting so we could deal with the consequences of their very public meltdown. It wasn’t…

Too busy enjoying all the tears!