It’s so rare to run into someone who has never used a search engine. What’s your objection to simply looking things up? 

I noticed the sudden use of “cookout” in advertising anything related to cooking outdoors. Apparently white people don’t have picnics or barbecues anymore. 

Maybe now she’ll relax and eat a sandwich. 

None of this is new. It was well known at the time of confirmation that she was in an arranged marriage set up by her cult. Dig around a little. Read how submissive she is required to be and ask who - exactly - is making legal decisions in that family. Hint: as ugly as she is inside, it’s the hubs. 

V. Fox has been pretending to be a hood rat for nearly 30 years. Nothing new here. Next. 

And now he’s trying to rub his stank taint on Hedy Lamar? She’s a genuine hero & deserves so much better. 

#allblacklivesmatter 

I don’t have the energy for being herded into performative outrage today. Maybe tomorrow. 

#celebrateblackpride

This person seems be a large amount of work. Do they ever do anything but bitch? 

No. Just no. “Cookouts” aren’t just picnics and barbecues. They are a very specific Black American gathering. 

No. Just no. “Cookouts” are not just barbecues or picnics. Hopefully you have a Black American friend to explain this to you.

How did she get rich? She listened to some good advice she got on a date. Next.

This piece is a mess. Readers are left with absolutely no idea what is going on, who these people are, and why should we care? So, let’s start with the basics: who, what, where, when, how, and why should the readers care. Cover those in the first paragraph. You didn’t just bury the lede, you somehow managed to…

You know better. C’mon now. 

Welp, they aren’t friends, or allies, or even willing to let others just live our lives. I’ve had to put up with “angry white men” my entire life and all I want is to be left alone. 

The whole premise is played out and the fandom bullshit is boring. Wake me when they finally do a decent Earthsea show.

As an Alaskan who lives far enough north to get about 2 hours of daylight for several weeks of the winter, I look forward to mocking the hell out of this. Especially since it will not be shot anywhere near here. RIP, Senator Johnny Ellis. At least you tried, 

That ain’t happening, and You. Know. It. Stop hiding, we see the red cap. 

Though it does help with allergies, you do need to start adding it to your diet early for any effect. And buying local helps.