The food is ok, the business model is not. 

Oh sweetie. Touch grass. Or smoke it. 

I love watching the hole being dug just getting bigger. 

He’s not into you. 

You clearly have never worked to recruit candidates. 

Oh, so now it’s “Democrats” fault? Move that goal post! 

It is the darkest timeline after all. 

Sweetie. You are spending your time defending an old rich white prick. Grass. Smoked or just touched - excellent other options to fill your time. 

Oh. Now that’s it’s an 18 year old Hispanic, he’s a gunman. Last week, the 18 year old white killer was a “teen.” 

“Safe.” Why do you think it’s safe? Because it’s far away from Latinos? Or us Blacks? Do you live behind gates and security companies? Do you think those parents who are now trying to figure out how much money they need for their kid’s funeral are at fault because they don’t live somewhere “safe”? 

Or just maybe someone is typing out a fantasy before hitting “send” on their order of kitty litter and ramen. Not everything is a nefarious plot. 

There’s this thing called “Google.” Use it to look up the word “consequences,” sweetie. 

We get it, you painting numbers on watch faces with radioactive paint is super cool! How’s the throat? You bleeding much when you chew? 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! And this is coming from an old who watched “Alf” as a kid. 

True. But you just know this is a Red Table Talk in the making. The tears, the recriminations, and of course - an online “wellness” store. 

Dude’s all bloated now. He needs to be on a treadmill, not showing out his nasty drawers. 

She didn’t get fired. She’s fine. You, however … Maybe touch grass. 

For a moment I thought they had cast a drag king as Elvis & was vaguely interested. 

You REALLY want that participation award, don’t cha? 

Touch grass.