Putting the past behind them. John Mulaney and Anna Marie Tendler are officially divorced five months after he initiated the process, Us Weeklyconfirms.

He was on her set, on her show, as a temp hire. You don’t put up shit in your house. 

Who elected this clown? You NEVER put cops in charge of public services. 

Thank you. I’m beyond tired of the glib takes. 

You basically ignored his work in theatre. Specifically the groundbreaking work the nascent Black theatre movement. In the future, check the AV Club site first so you have the information you need.

I’m in the mood for a change so I’m going with Carolyn instead of Karen for a while. She’s the original recipe Karen that got Emmett Till viciously murdered.

Going to work not expecting to flee for your life is arrogant? Jesus fucking Christ. 

I typed what I typed. 

Plucky cooking lady does a racist oopsie and comes back from recess with a sweet sweet deal. No wonder white people are ready to start a civil war to protect their shit. 

Really? Cause it looks like nobody around here ever heard about her before the You Must Remember This podcast. I didn’t. 

Um. You have to talk and come to some sort of compromise/agreements if you entered into a monogamous relationship and decide you want to change it. That’s negations. And this isn’t that show. 

I was wondering what they used to get Cynthia Nixon back, and whoop - there it is: a truck full of money and a chance to pad the resume. Directing tv shows for hire once you age out of the money roles but aren’t old enough yet for the fun crone roles, is a good move. 

Can’t do that here. Negotiations would take up the entire series. And it would have to be about Carrie. This is not the show you want and you had to know that going in. 

He could have been the kind of director his ego thought he was if he had kept his dick in his pants for a minute and not been an utter asshole to Polly Platt. Reading his obit was like stepping back in time and seeing a long list of blown opportunities. But he also went through hell when his girlfriend was murdered…

You do realize that mailing out tests isn’t easy, right? It was -40F in my community the other day. It’s warmed up to -12F. We also had a massive snow storm and many people had their mailboxes buried for nearly a week. This is typical for us. Do these tests withstand freezing? Do you know? No, you don’t.

No, sweetie. She didn’t. And if you don’t like a musical, go listen to something else. I know hating Hamilton is a must-do for the kool kidz klicks, and blaming Pelosi for everything gives the appearance of activism, but this is tiresome.

Meanwhile…

Considering that I’m still annoyed about what happened to TWoP, this is maddening. 

So this is even more rich white people behaving badly and refusing to learn a fucking thing. Next 

When he craned out that old chestnut of blaming the media, you knew this is about his money reputation. And I just can’t muster any interest in what either of them has to say.