A round of applause for capitalism, everybody! 

I found the problem. This is babysitter money, not professional daycare interactive service money.

Agreed that this was far superior to the movie musical. However, its one big flaw was how much it had to cut to get it down to a reasonable theatrical running time. A TV adaptation should fare better.

Amazon doesn’t produce anything though. You can seize the means of distribution and redistribute the products I guess?

Hmmm... Guillotines mysteriously absent from all the Prime deals.

Yeah how ya gonna do that? by voting? Votes don’t matter any more. Money is speech, speech is protected and corporations have all the money. They get it from us. Happy Prime Day.

“But Hamilton” every commenter will say. “I buy tons of stuff on Amazon. I pay a low price in comparison to other retailers and they ship it to me quickly and for free.” Therefore it does not matter how fucked every Amazon worker is, how much tax money Amazon avoids paying, and how obscenely rich the owner is. 

This. Why is she a thing?

It’s Chef DiObiWan!!!, he’s jealous, he’s holding me BAAAACK!!!

You are a fucking mind slave if you think protest requires a permit.

So are you saying it's time to seize the means of production and redistribute them to the proletariat? 

He forgot one of the key purchases: the 55 gallon drum of lube so you can get good and greased up. Can’t arrest what you can’t grab.

If you’re gonna go, go big

Ahhh, so she is as trashy as I figured she was (and probably as abusive as I recall her to be)

This looks so bad. Emma Roberts has the charm of a soggy vegan pizza. Her acting is as convincing as mine is when I play poker. Hayden looks a tad less terrible but still terrible. The whole set up and cast of characters look uber terrible.

Yeah. She gives me mean girl vibes. Also likes to hit her boyfriend. So efffff her.

I die a little inside every time Emma Roberts gets cast.

Good to see Hayden Christensen getting work?

Ugh. Two non-Italian-American leads. Come on, is it really that hard to find people who maybe look the part? Anakin Skywalker and what’s her name both with brown hair dye is the best they can do? Also, Little Italy is basically a block long in NYC now. It’s not really a place where Italians live anymore, so taking the…