And if you just have to lose what you love, I could theoretically throw a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Mint Chocolate Cookie over the edge of the cliff and still get the Soul Stone. I mean, I love it, even if I don’t love it MOST.

(Endgame spoilers)

Psychologist here! Please do not armchair diagnose someone with schizophrenia.

Imagine coming onto Beyonce’s internet someone posing the question of cool and the first answer being Elvis and mainly other white people. Jesus be a fence and a fire.

> Marshmello ... reportedly saying that ... there are “a lot of other artists that actually deserve to be on that stage instead.”

Janelle Monae was robbed, but maybe because Dirty Computer spans at least three genres, it confused whoever votes on these things.

All props to Marvel and James Gunn, but this article (and more like it) make it sound like they took a giant leap into the unknown by assembling this motley crew of unproven C tier characters into a mainstream movie. There was a danger and a risk, but Marvel knew it had the goods based largely on the success of comic…

I loved Winter Soldier, but its conspiracy plot was a bit too far-fetched. Nazi sympathisers holding immense political and military power in the 21st-century USA? Whatever, comic books!

Ok but even if I take everything you're saying at face value, if the premise is that kids have "no business talking about" the stuff they're talking about, then the joke is still shitty because it's based on a false and dangerous premise.  Of course kids have business talking about policy relating to school shootings,…

Hey kids don’t know shit about the world...

Personally I think gun lovers who have never had one shot at them should not be the ones making laws regulating them.   The Parkland kids have just as much right as anyone else to speak their mind and work for change.  

Oh just fuck off.

Kids affected by gun violence have no business talking about policy regarding controlling gun violence? 🤔

Actually, those kids have more insight than CK, you or any gun apologist have.

Ah, the old “they don’t know the diameter of a 1911 firing pin so they’re unqualified to talk about firearms regulations in any way.”

You don’t think that survivors of a mass shooting might have a valid opinion on mass shootings and gun control? Next you will tell me that women don’t have a valid opinion on reproductive rights and that black people haven’t anything to say on racism and police brutality.

Louis’ joke wasn’t about that. It was aboutkids getting on TV and talking about policy they have no business talking about. Going through a tragedy does not give you ultimate insight into what this country needs to operate.

I’d choose these kids over 90 percent of elected Senators

How exactly are the Parkland kids less qualified to talk about guns than the average TV talking head? Or hell, even your average congressman? Neither group tends to come from a public policy background. Why exactly do we only approach victims of gun violence about their so-called qualifications to talk about guns? …